A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away, King Bela I forced his tribe of Vampires and trained telemarketers to settle into the flattest place they could find, which eventually (through careful corporate mergers and acquisions) conglomerated into Hungary, or the Paprika Empire. This is the foundation for its modern legacy as porn capital of the world.
Hungary disappeared from the face of the earth between WW1 and WW2. Some say that it was lost behind the couch, but most agree that it was stolen by Gypsies before we could re-steal it back. No one noticed their disappearance until the production of erotic movies was shut down and the French protested.
Following the French protest, Hungary was rediscovered by an alert passerby who noticed it sticking out of the trunk of an abandoned car. It was reinstated, but it was fined several million sqare miles of land for being on the wrong side of WW2. The removed land was surgically grafted onto Hawaii, who later lost it in a Chess game.
More recently, Hungary has been attempting to conquer the world, but thus far has only succeeded in conquering several inconsequential internet message boards. This has been widely exploited, however, and every Hungarian is moderator on at least 2.367 message boards......